awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
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