Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
Let's paint friendship bongs
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
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After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
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We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
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