Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
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I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
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Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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