Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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