I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
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his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
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I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????