Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
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I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
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Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
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