used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Randomize
