I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Randomize