The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
Randomize
