dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
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Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
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I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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