it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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