tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
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