Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
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I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
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The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
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