i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Look, the coffee machine died a noble death. It was the way it would have wanted to go. It was a mercy exploding, really.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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