That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
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did i walk over a car last night?
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
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And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
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