Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
