i'm like carrie bradshaw but prettier and with a penis
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
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Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
What drink are we having for lunch?
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Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him