How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
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You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
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Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.