we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
I woke up to three texts telling me to "go fuck myself," a panicked voicemail from my mom, and a girl thanking me... I'm not sure which I should take care of first
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
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