We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
Randomize
