for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
Who put my cat in the fridge?
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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