I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
He did a backflip because drugs
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