Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
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I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
Less talking, more tequila
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
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Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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