you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
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