Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
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