Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
Oh they knew you from a bachelorette party! You were the pole?
Ohhh shit yeah that was me. Fuck. I hate myself when I do that.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
Randomize
