Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
LMAO!!! just remembered you said this to me last night. "sometimes you post too many Jesus tweets. It's not that that's really bad... But I roll my eyes and you should know that."
I was drunk but it's true
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YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
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I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
Randomize