when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
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You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
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Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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