im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
I think people are normalizing furries
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
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