woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
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He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
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She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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