It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
Randomize
