3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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