Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
You came out of the bathroom, said "I'M DRUNK BUT I REMEMBERED TO WASH MY HANDS!" and then insisted that she smell them.
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
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If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
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You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
Randomize