Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
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