They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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