that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
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Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
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Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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