you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
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After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
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I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
Are those your contacts stuck to the mirror?!
Yeah. Drunk me tried to put my contacts on the mirror where my eyes were.
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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