I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
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