I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
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We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
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Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
His nipple licking is glorious
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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