oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
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woke up this morning to find the entire staircase covered in marinara sauce, with my roommate practically sobbing and scrubbing the wall with carpet cleaner.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
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The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
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