craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
Sext me about skeletons
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
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