I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
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Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
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He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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