Did I ever tell you that the first person i made out with cried?
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
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It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
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i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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