It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
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when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
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I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.