White coat. Heels.
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
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