4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
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if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
I wish there were birth control emojis
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
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This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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