Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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