WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
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She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
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How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
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