You don't have asthma, your pregnant
Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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