I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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