Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
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