i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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