Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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