grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
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Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
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He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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